Orange and veiny.

S: "Guess what's different about me!"
HB: "You're smaller. You shrunk. No, you're thinner. Um, you've been tanning. You're orange. No, it's your face. You're veiny. Veiny-er."
S: "Look at my EARS!"
HB: "Oh, you got another piercing."
S: "No, you were right the first time. I'm orange and VEINY."