The walrus is so overhyped!

Syrup: "What was that sound?...it was magical."
Syrup's roomie: "Like a walrus?"

At the drag show.

Man at the bar: "I've never been to a drag show. What's it like?"
Syrup: [explaining]
Man: "Wow. You sound terrifyingly intelligent."

And then I salted his garden.

HB (or possibly The Father?): "I killed an octopus, gentle denizen of the sea."

Something I never want to imagine again, ever.

Syrup (splashed): "Wet you make of me! Bleaarrgh."
HB: "Wet you make of me? It's like Yoda doing dirty talk."

HB's new nickname.

"Easy sticks."

Dungeons and Dragons.

Boyfriend J: "Is it bad that I've always wanted to play D and D?"
Syrup: "Yes."
Boyfriend J: "Oh. Then...I'm...gonna...not...have...that feeling."

Bubble bath, candles, and wine.

Boyfriend J: "Shh! I'm romancing myself."

Breaking news: baby bunny eats a tiny flower, washes its face.

Father: "It looks delicious."
HB: "...I hope you mean the tiny flower."
Father: "Uh, sure."