Monday, June 6, 2011

Maybe you'd better take a break from Facebook.

Kiki (waking up suddenly): "Oh! Syrup, I just had a dream about Facebook, and on my Feed it said, "Robert Lawson Likes: Before beating up father, giving him a long, cool stare while drinking gin." It's the only thing I can remember from my entire Home page."

France!

HB: "You should get with a French man."
Syrup: "I wouldn't know how to negotiate consent or STI testing or condoms."
HB: "Avez-vous un manteau pour ton penis?"
S: "--pour ton coq? Do you have a coat for your rooster?"

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HB: "Alouette, voulez-vous un macaron? Quelle dommage! ...I'm taunting the pigeons in French."