"I'm just a simple caveman..your modern ways confuse me."

Syrup (watching a movie): "Do you think that's a set?"
Kiki: "I think they CSI'd it.."
Syrup: *snicker*
Kiki: CGI'd?
Syrup: "Mmhmm."
Kiki: "Shut up. There are plenty of things you don't know."

Ew, exercise.

Kiki: "That's it! You can meet people at the gym!"
Syrup: "I'm not going to the gym."

Mandarin orange.

Kiki (convinced that her orange is poisoned because it smelled kind of sweetly chemical): "Something in our genetic code doesn't want us to eat this smell."

I love Bob.

My friend Bob: "If only I could parlay logical pessimism into success. We're all screwed, and the fact is we'll never fix it no matter how many twisty light bulbs and electric cars we use, but it's okay because in the end you were just going to rot in the ground and be worm food. doesn't make for a great book title."

HB: "That is a very scary threat coming from a parent."

Syrup: *trying to put her cold feet on her mother*
Kiki: "Stop it. Stop it! I'm warning you! Okay, you're gonna get molested!"