Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Tomatoes rated R for "ripe."

Aaron: "Well, these tomatoes are very sexual if you want to play with them. They're squirting everywhere. You barely touch them and they erupt."

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Much less generous than the Tooth Fairy.

Syrup: "Lately I've been tingling..down there."
Hashbrowns: "Maybe you have a bladder fairy."