Sunday, March 13, 2011

Why do they use tables when they have perfectly good bellies?

(HB and Syrup are on Skype. HB adjusts her webcam so Syrup is looking up at her, it seems, from the vantage point of her lap.)

Syrup: "It's like I'm on your tummy!"
HB: "Aww yeah, it's like you're my clam."
Syrup: "..your clam?"
HB: "Yeah, like an otter with a clam on its belly."
Syrup: "Ohhh. That is not how I took it at all."


Bonus!

HB: "I'm so bald. I look like a Renaissance painting."