Father: "Finally, an outlet for my deep seated hatred for Ryan Seacrest.."
Syrup: "He is awful, I agree."
Father: "They should replace him with a chimp. Ratings would improve."
Syrup: "But I hate chimps!"
Father: "Okay, how about a seal?"
Syrup: "A seal would be adorable."
Hashbrowns: "I would definitely watch if the host were a seal!"
Father: "Naturally. Who wouldn't? I should produce my own TV show with Sammy Sealcrest as the host."
