Cirque du freak cream cheese accident.

HB: "What if it had exploded, and we would have to explain that the horrible scarring on our faces is from a cream cheese mishap."
S: "Then that would be sad."
HB: "That's it?"
S: "Did you want a different response? How about: then people would find joy in the freak show?"
HB: "Ah! That's worse!