Tomatoes rated R for "ripe."

Aaron: "Well, these tomatoes are very sexual if you want to play with them. They're squirting everywhere. You barely touch them and they erupt."

Much less generous than the Tooth Fairy.

Syrup: "Lately I've been tingling..down there."
Hashbrowns: "Maybe you have a bladder fairy."

Vanity, thy name is Syrup.

Syrup: "I feel really vain for saying this, but sometimes when I go on my Facebook page, I get lost in my own eyes."
Hashbrowns: "That's okay. I do, too."

That's just not right.

Hashbrowns: "I just snapped all over my face."
Syrup: "Ew, I don't need to hear about that."

In the airport.

Boyfriend: "I just bought a Seattle shot glass so that whenever I drink, I'll be with you!"

Eric Northman.

Syrup: "His pecs are so pec-y they pec right out of his sweater!"

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It's 5 o'clock somewhere, but that's a little much.

HB: "Do you want to get drunk?"
S: "No."
HB: "Why?"
S: "Because I have no one to make out with."
HB: "I'll make out with you!"
S: "Ew, no. Ew!"
HB: "I just thought it might help."