Baking

Tyler (to Syrup): "I'm going to put you back in the oven. I don't think you're done yet."

Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream..

HB: "It feels like a sandpaper person licked my whole body, starting with my eyes and mouth."

Now I really wish this were true.

Syrup: "I just smelled a smell that wasn't even here. It was entirely of my own imagination."
HB: "What was it?"
S: "It wasn't a thing, really. I was smelling a place in time."
HB: "You are the only person who can smell time."
S: "I'm okay with that."
HB: "Yeah, it's a pretty good power. You'd just be like, *sniff sniff*, "It's 3:36." You'd never have to carry a watch."

And this here cat, you see....where was I?

Syrup: "I have these friends...they have a cat..."
Hashbrowns: "Oh man, this is already such a long story. "I have these friends, you see, who have a cat in their possession. It abides in their home...""

T-A-P-I-O-C...

Syrup: "Sometimes I like to play Scrabble."
Hashbrowns: "Sometimes I like to eat tapioca in a chair by the window, alone."
S: "Oh gawd, every day. But I don't care so much about tapioca anymore. It's all about spiced rice pudding now."
HB: "Yeah, I totally saw it on Hot or Not the other day. Tapioca: out. Spiced rice pudding: IN."

Amazing powers.

Syrup: "I just drooled up my nose. How did I do that??"
Hashbrowns: "You have powers that others only dream of."

On ingratitude.

HB: "Do people really need new iPhones so badly that they literally hate their parents for not giving them one? That's what Twitter says."